I AM the Polar Vortex

Excuse me, which way is up right now?

50Peach.com I AM the Polar Vortex

I cannot seem to figure it out lately.  One week I’m trying on wedding dresses with my mom, Maid of Honor and MaidTron of Honor. The next I’m eagerly awaiting the arrival of the fiance – who is now officially moved in and living in Atlanta WOOHOO! The week after that, I’m back in New Jersey for a week of work and 8 inches of snow and that “old” way of life that reminds me how I got so damn skinny… who has time to eat?! And now I’m back in Atlanta, but spending this week in job training classes all day, every day, wondering how the F*** my brain is not simply oozing out of my ears.

In the midst of those things, I’ve worked with JerseyBoy to finalize the guest list and we ordered our Save the Dates (also known in the industry as STDs *snicker*) with no bloodshed or tears. Oh, and we managed to have a celebratory Welcome to Georgia night of watching the NFL playoffs with copious beers whilst being coerced by batshit crazy servers to try a shot called ANGRY BALLS. Angry Balls = Angry Orchard cider + a shot of Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey. It was delicious. And dangerous. And Peach does not recommend flying to New Jersey with a massive hangover whilst reeking of apple cinnamon shame.

I haven’t even begun to get cracking on the bridesmaid dresses – although “they” in the wedding business industry tell you to wait until after you have your own dress. We also don’t have an officiant. Or rehearsal dinner things. Or a DJ. Or our engagement photo shoot. Or favors, invites, decor, cake, and countless other things. But you know what? It will get done. All of it.

Sometimes you just have to drink from the firehose until the influx decides to stop for a damn second. And that’s where I am. I certainly wish I had more to report, or at least a more eloquent post after such a long absence from my beloved blog. Because I don’t, I’ll leave you with the internet’s latest laugh-inducing genius: “MORE NFL – A Bad Lip Reading”.

VOLDEMORT. That’s right, I said VOLDEMORT.

If you haven’t seen the first NFL Bad Lip Reading, EGG ROLL. 

What I CAN tell you is that I do have some exciting things coming up very, very soon. Stick with me, y’all.

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I AM the Polar Vortex

4 Responses

  1. hope you’re loving this fabulous time in your life. all the best. :)

    Ice Scream Mama January 28, 2014 at 7:57 pm #
    • I really am loving it. It’s madness, but of the best kind. :)

      50Peach January 31, 2014 at 12:03 pm #
  2. Holy god, I need one those shots, instantly. I can’t stop drinking angry Orchard cider this season. I had it once at the beginning of the fall, and I am now totally obsessed.

    Sam Merel January 30, 2014 at 1:03 pm #
    • Isn’t AO soooo yummy?? :)

      50Peach January 31, 2014 at 12:03 pm #

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