Do you ever wonder what people think when they first start following you on Instagram? I do. Let’s have a little snarky Friday fun with my pics, shall we?
NICE BOWLS: Oh, lovely. Here’s a shot of some vegetables and meat in a bowl! Good for you, you eat stuff. Gold star. Next please.
FUN WITH CHALK: Now these are some well-composed pictures… of some numbers scrawled on a rubberized floor that mean absolutely nothing to me. I THINK you worked out? Either that or you are really, really outstanding at all of the maths and want to show the world.
BUT THE LIGHTING IS BETTER!: Oh, boy! Pictures of you inside your vehicle. Clearly you must be bored. Safety first, Peach!
THE PINK WATCH: And jeez, can you post another picture of your Polar watch showing how many calories you burned? Because really, I want to feel like more of a fatass.
GNARLY BANGS: Hey! Your bangs are eating your face. Fix that. It’s scary.
HYPER PEACH: And damn girl, you drink a lot of coffee.
I guess it’s obvious that my Instagram gallery very accurately reflects what I’m about: clean eating, fitness, caffeine and making fun of myself.
How do you trend with your weirdo IG pics?