Are you going to honk at me too?

PPC#1 status: I’m twitchy and cranky from lack of nicotine.  Therefore I will (mostly) spare you my snark and instead present to you…

THE GREATEST MESSAGE I EVER RECEIVED WHILE ONLINE DATING.

I shit you not.

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“You look like a really great lay.”

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…………………………..*cough*…………………………..

 

Well… I mean… I AM.

But, yeah. No.  Not even if you were the last penis left on earth, buddy.  The only thing that message inspired was an extreme eye-roll and a huge swig of Malbec.

Idgit.

And now, I shall drag my twitchy/cranky ass to the gym.

Are you going to honk at me too?

4 Responses

  1. Please tell me that you responded?!?!?! Was it snarky? Did you cleverly and pithily put that asshole right in his place????

    Enquiring minds want to know. :)

    Elleindc May 21, 2012 at 7:40 am #
    • Elle, the people on this particular site were completely, positively, absolutely BATSHIT CRAZY. Sadly, as much as I would have loved to unleash my famous Peach Sass on him, I did only two things in rapid-fire-succession: BLOCK AND DELETE.

      Although in hindsight, this post would be a lot more interesting if I had given him a verbal lashing like he’d never seen. Dammit. :)

      50peach May 21, 2012 at 9:29 am #
  2. Please tell me that you responded?!?!?! Was it snarky? Did you cleverly and pithily put that asshole right in his place????

    Enquiring minds want to know. :)

    Elleindc May 21, 2012 at 7:40 am #
    • Elle, the people on this particular site were completely, positively, absolutely BATSHIT CRAZY. Sadly, as much as I would have loved to unleash my famous Peach Sass on him, I did only two things in rapid-fire-succession: BLOCK AND DELETE.

      Although in hindsight, this post would be a lot more interesting if I had given him a verbal lashing like he’d never seen. Dammit. :)

      50peach May 21, 2012 at 9:29 am #

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