THE GREATEST MESSAGE I EVER RECEIVED WHILE ONLINE DATING.
I shit you not.
“You look like a really great lay.”
Well… I mean… I AM.
But, yeah. No. Not even if you were the last penis left on earth, buddy. The only thing that message inspired was an extreme eye-roll and a huge swig of Malbec.
And now, I shall drag my twitchy/cranky ass to the gym.