One of my recent “top matches” had a username which made reference to cymbals. As in, marching band cymbals.
Now hear this: My college roommate was a cymbal player in my school’s drumline. She, for the record, is a badass. And having her as a roommate gave me full privilege to lust after the shirtless and sweaty men in said drumline. I don’t care who you are…drummers are hot.
But this guy on the dating site, bless his heart, posted a pic of himself playing in the [Rival School’s] Alumni Drumline.
My drumline friends, should they ever read this, would be appalled to learn that him being a [Rival School] drummer was not the dealbreaker for me.
The dealbreaker is that he’s 5’6.
I’m SO ASHAMED.