Thus begins the documentation of the often hilarious and always retarded world of online dating.
I’m new in town. A friend told me about this online dating website. I went to it. I entered my stats. I uploaded pictures. I started filling out the ridiculous essay-style platform. And the messages started rolling in.
I started reading…. horrified… I hadn’t even finished a third of the essays, mind you.
Oh shit. What did I just do???